I’m going outside with a broken wiper and a bottle of cheap tequila
I wished, s.o. would ask me what the hell i have in mind with these
I could say, i’m going to a joust
Hey! – Hey!
What do you have in mind with the tequila? – (a miracle!) – It’s for the car, to defrost the windshield. A pity you didn’t ask a moment ago..
i was also carrying a broken wiper then. I already made something up to say, in case s.o. asks – What did you make up? – (It was the right decision, to choose him..)