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1. Amazon: You sold your first book! – Yes!
2. We will keep a third of the money! – Grr, whatever
3. Ok, it is packed up. Weighing? It will never be more than 500g. Anyway.
4. No! 502g!
5. If i bring it to the post office, it will cost 1,40 € If i just throw it in it will work. As long as it fits in the mailbox
6. 1st mailbox: Fuck – 2nd mailbox: Yes!

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