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- Problem of a man whose clocks are not synchronized:
- Tea..
- Now i have to let it steep for 5 min. It’s 14:01
- I think i’ll have the tea at my desk
- Oh, it’s already 14:10! I have to take it out!
- Later: This tea is much too weak.[/en]

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– Sag mal Maurice, wie ist das Jenseits so?
– Ganz nett, die Physik und so.. Freizeit..
– Was ist mit Sex?
– Oh, na ja, es gibt keinen.
– Fantastisch!
– Warte!
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1. If you are a child, you see when things are painted wrong.
2. With abstract art they think “why did he paint this wrong?”
3. “That doesn’t look like this! A bad painter!”
4. –
5. Yes, that’s how children see art. And as is well-known, children are always right.
6. Yes, always. Always, always!
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