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- Come in! I hope you are not allergic to cat hair? – Nope
- Why, do you own a cat? – No, i just thought it would suck to be allergic to cat hair.
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- Lol, Katzen sind so lustig. – Miau
- Halt die Klappe!
- Aber.. aber.. ich bin auch lustig!
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