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1. It sounds like he turned 70 but in a good way! (FLuxFm)
2. And now: A theory about how to turn 70 in a good or a bad way!
3. The good way to turn 70: I lived, loved, worked and travelled! Today i turn 70 and play for you on my balalaika!
4. The bad way to turn 70: Oh, a time-machine!
5. Dammit! I grew 51 yeearsolder in only a day! I did not even had sex yet! And now i am impotent!

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